College friend who can hold my hair back, and make sure the toilet seat doesn’t hit me in the head.
Must be available throughout the day.
Willing to negotiate the details. Must be willing to work in small places. Coffee on the job will not be tolerated….or will require you to work more frequently. Pissing off the boss is not in your best interest.
Experience is not necessary, but it would make it much less awkward if I know who you were.