My niece Payton is anxiously awaiting the birth of her cousin (although, aren’t we all). She was convinced that the baby would be born on her birthday, which is today February 24th.
When her dad picked her up from preschool this afternoon, the first words out of her mouth were, “did Heidi have her baby yet?”
To which my brother replied “I haven’t heard anything.”
Without missing a beat, Payton responds, “well it can’t stay in there too much longer or it’s gonna rot!”